November 2011
i knew...: i just hate the "logic" our country... →
costofdreaming: Celebrities can get paid millions of dollars for features on their “weddings” for a marriage that will usually last a year tops. Five years if they are lucky. “Teen moms” can get paid for behind the scenes looks at their marriages that end up in divorce or gossiped about every thirty seconds, when… THIS
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I fucking hate how bummed out I've been today.
dearvices: I’m tired of being sad. I’m annoying myself.
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
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October 2011
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Trick or treating like a boss
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;) mynameisjazmindude replied to your post: Jk now I’m Andrew! Hahaha hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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Ok old lady behind me in car line no need to honk at me every time the line moves an inch. I’m letting other people go in front.
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Haha thanks! kendraleas reblogged this from painrecedes and added: This is the greatest costume idea ever.
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and never mind since no one will know who i am...
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thehashslingingslasher: OW I BURNED MY HAND! at night
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might as well live in the city with the amount of sirens i hear everyday.
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Scarlet: (from tub) I'm pretending like I'm Ariel and giving mermaid lessons.
Me: I used to pretend to be Ariel when I was in the bath too.
Scarlet: I like mermaids. They're my favorite animal.
Me: I don't know if mermaids really classify as animals.
Scarlet: Fine then, unicorns are.
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well that made my day :) wooo wifey will hopefully be coming soon and i hope when i have time haha
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No takers? Guess I’ll just go to I-4. 65-70 mph should do it right?
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Raise your hand if you’ll hit me with your car to end my misery.
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Haven’t even got up yet and I’m already having a bad day. Yay for pissing myself off! Ugh fuck everything
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13 days until I own all of the Harry Potter movies...
thetoneofsurprise: 13 days until I have a cryfest over the death of my childhood. I’m just sayin’. 
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*high five* for free candy tomorrow!
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so its still ok to cyberbully because i sure dont think it is.
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thehashslingingslasher: Isn’t this great Squidward? You and me together for hours and hours and hours? and then the sun will come up and it will be tomorrow and we will still be working it’ll be just like a sleepover only we’ll be sweaty and covered WITH GREASE! omg. i never realized how dirty that sounds…
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